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(The Puffington Post) Americans may paint themselves into many boxes, whether it be Democrat, Republican, Blood or Crip, but new research finds one thing that varies little across the nation: the liking for online pornography. A recent report based on the anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment site called Spankerchef.org finds little variation in consumption between states.
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(The Puffington Post) - Pot smokers are coming together to ban Kellogs in response to their treatment of Michael Phelps. In a matter of days Kellog stock has dropped 40%, as shelves are now overstocked with stoner favorites such as: Pop Tarts, Cheez It’s, Frosted Flakes, Keebler Elf Cookies, Rice Crispy Snacks and Eggo Waffles.
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(The Puffington Post) - A pimp who failed to report more than a half million dollars of his skrilla pleaded guilty to one count of tax evasion in district court, federal prosecutors said. 
 Randy “Pimpin’ Ran” Jackson, 42, ran six blocks of prostitution in Houston that he called “The Trap” and ran under the auspices of his solely held company, The Snatch Group, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

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(The Puffington Post) The woman who recently gave birth to the octuplets, whole neighborhood is buzzing about the possibility that the young mother used the same birth control methods to conceive the octuplets AND her other six children. None.

In an exclusive interview with Puffington Post a neighbor, who asked to remain anonymous, revealed that this baby mammax14 was THE hot topic of conversation in the neighborhood for months. She says “From what I heard she’s a gold digger, she wants a catrillion billion kids, so she can get the Titanium EBT Card. She even lies to her partners and says she not ovulating.”
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(The Puffington Post)
The collar poppin’ execs at Citigroup melted under the heat from President Obama and decided today to cancel plans for a pimped out new $50 million private jet from France…

News sources are saying that officials from the Obama administration called Citigroup about the company’s new $50 million private jet and told execs to “stop flossin’.”
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