LMAO!

This clip from Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious.

(TIME) Could marijuana be the answer to the economic misery facing California? Democratic state assemblyman Tom Ammiano thinks so. Ammiano introduced legislation last month that would legalize pot and allow the state to regulate and tax its sale - a move that could mean billions of dollars for the cash-strapped state.
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Now I love Barack and what he’s accomplished just like a next man. I told people when he won that he had a whole lot to work to do as a President and that it wasn’t going to be easy. And also we all need to remember he is a politician and pretty much all politicians are full of, well I’ll let Jon Stewart tell it.

The Reality Campaign has released a new ad. They’re the folks behind the widely-played ad that featured a foreman in a hard hat taking viewers on a tour of a non-existent clean coal facility.

In this new ad directed by The Coen Brothers, a pitchman gives us the hard sell on a “Clean Coal Clean”-scented air freshener that works just as well as “clean coal.” Hilarious, yet real

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(The Puffington Post) - Pot smokers are coming together to ban Kellogs in response to their treatment of Michael Phelps. In a matter of days Kellog stock has dropped 40%, as shelves are now overstocked with stoner favorites such as: Pop Tarts, Cheez It’s, Frosted Flakes, Keebler Elf Cookies, Rice Crispy Snacks and Eggo Waffles.
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(The Puffington Post) - A pimp who failed to report more than a half million dollars of his skrilla pleaded guilty to one count of tax evasion in district court, federal prosecutors said. 
 Randy “Pimpin’ Ran” Jackson, 42, ran six blocks of prostitution in Houston that he called “The Trap” and ran under the auspices of his solely held company, The Snatch Group, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

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(LA Times) - Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies have arrested at least eight alleged members of the notorious Metro Transit Assassins tagging crew, some of whom are believed to be responsible for a several-blocks-long “MTA” tag in the concrete Los Angeles River bed that authorities say will cost millions of dollars to remove.

The three block letters cover a three-story-high wall and run the length of several blocks between the 4th Street and 1st Street bridges. The tagging crew, which is also known as “Melting Toys Away” and “Must Take All,” began about the time the transportation agency began using the MTA letters. Investigators say they have statements, including some on video, that implicate some of the crew members in the enormous tag.

“Some of this group could face federal charges,” Finkelstein said. During the raids, Finkelstein said, investigators found customized high-pressure fire extinguishers that, when filled with paint, allow the tagger to hang upside down on the underside of a freeway and quickly scrawl massive graffiti. These taggers are not kids, he said.

Most those detained are in their 20s; one of them drives a $60,000 BMW, and another member possesses a diamond-and-ruby-encrusted Metro logo pendant with paperwork suggesting it’s worth $29,000, Finkelstein said.

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(The Puffington Post) The woman who recently gave birth to the octuplets, whole neighborhood is buzzing about the possibility that the young mother used the same birth control methods to conceive the octuplets AND her other six children. None.

In an exclusive interview with Puffington Post a neighbor, who asked to remain anonymous, revealed that this baby mammax14 was THE hot topic of conversation in the neighborhood for months. She says “From what I heard she’s a gold digger, she wants a catrillion billion kids, so she can get the Titanium EBT Card. She even lies to her partners and says she not ovulating.”
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The collar poppin’ execs at Citigroup melted under the heat from President Obama and decided today to cancel plans for a pimped out new $50 million private jet from France…

News sources are saying that officials from the Obama administration called Citigroup about the company’s new $50 million private jet and told execs to “stop flossin’.”
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